Get ready to rock your fall haircut with these clever captions that will have you turning heads all season long. Whether you’re chopping off those summer locks or switching up your style, this collection of 70 captions has got you covered.

Fall is the perfect time to reveal your new ‘do, and what better way to showcase it than with a witty and creative caption? From puns to pop culture references, there’s something for everyone in this list.

Whether you’re rocking a trendy bob, a chic pixie cut, or long flowing locks, these captions will help you express your style and personality. Stand out from the crowd and let your hair do the talking with these clever and captivating captions.

So go ahead, snap that selfie or share that salon-fresh photo on social media. With these captions, your fall haircut will leave a lasting impression and inspire others to rock their own new look. Get ready to embrace the season of change and show off your fabulous new hairstyle with pride.

Don’t wait any longer, scroll through these 70 clever captions and find the perfect one to complement your fall haircut. Get ready to slay the autumn season with style and flair.


  1. “New hair, who dis?”
  2. “Life is too short to have boring hair.”
  3. “Back to my roots.”
  4. “A woman who cuts her hair is about to change her life.” — Coco Chanel
  5. “Invest in your hair. It’s the crown you never take off.”
  6. “Life is short. Make each hair flip fabulous.”
  7. “Your hair tells a lot about you. Make sure it’s telling the right story.”
  8. “That’s why her hair’s so big. It’s full of secrets.” — Mean Girls
  9. “Sorry, I can’t hear you over the volume of my hair.”
  10. “Love is in the hair.
  11. “Life isn’t perfect, but your hair can be.
  12. “I whip my hair back and forth.” — Willow Smith, “Whip My Hair”
  13. “*Flips hair.*”
  14. “Happy hair, happy life.”
  15. “My goals include making my own money and perfecting my hair flip.”
  16. “I’m as free as my hair” — Lady Gaga, “Hair”
  17. “Lettin’ my hair do the talking.”
  18. “Hello, gorgeous.” — Funny Girl
  19. “Hair doesn’t make the woman, but good hair definitely helps.
  20. “Great hair. Because you only get one first impression.”
  21. “Hair is jewelry. It’s an accessory.” — Jill Scott
  22. “Better call Becky with the good hair.” — Beyoncé, “Sorry”
  23. “People will stareMake it worth their while.” — Harry Winston
  24. “Nothing makes a woman more beautiful than the belief that she is beautiful.” — Sophia Loren
  25. “A woman’s hair is her glory.”— Maya Angelou
  26. “Bad hair day? I don’t know her.”
  27. “Gorgeous hair is the best revenge.”
  28. “Who run the world? Curls.”
  29. “Long hair, don’t care.”
  30. “Live colorfully or dye trying.”
  31. “This hair was made for flipping.”
  32. “I didn’t want to go out, but my hair looked too good to stay home.”
  33. “It’s hairy possible that I got a haircut.”
  34. “Too glam to give a damn.”
  35. “Feeling peachy.”
  36. “Short hair, don’t care.”
  37. “But first, let me take a selfie.” — The Chainsmokers, “#SELFIE”
  38. “My hair is just a cut above the rest.”
  39. “This new ‘do comes with amazing fringe benefits.”
  40. “Today, I decided to look very trim and proper.”
  41. “Well, well. Hair we are.”
  42. “Feeling gourdgeous with my new fall cut.”
  43. “I’m falling in love with my new hair.”
  44. “There she glows.”
  45. “Sweater weather is better with a new haircut.”
  46. “You like my hair? Gee thanks, just bought it.” – Ariana Grande, “7 rings”
  47. “Sorry, the old (your name) can’t come to the phone right now.” – Taylor Swift, “Look What You Made Me Do.”
  48. “You have to cut off dead ends so you can grow.”
  49. “Cue the cute cut.”
  50. “Glow big or go home.”
  51. “A crisp cut for fall.”
  52. “You are banging. Get it? Banging? I love myself.” – Kris Jenner
  53. “Don’t you be scared to run your hands through my hair, baby ‘cause that’s why it’s there.” – Ariana Grande, “my hair”
  54. “I cut my hair like I cut out negative energy – snip snip!”
  55. “You’re only as good as your last haircut.” – Fran Lebowitz
  56. “Hairstyle is the final tip-off of whether or not a woman really knows herself.” – Hubert de Givenchy
  57. “Good hair day.”
  58. “Box dye is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re going to get.”
  59. “I’m gonna wash that man right outa my hair and send him on his way.” – Oscar Hammerstein II and Richard Rodgers, “I’m Gonna Wash That Man Right Outa My Hair”
  60. “You can change your hair, and you can change your clothes, you can change your mind, that’s just the way it goes.” – “Hannah Montana,” “You’ll Always Find Your Way Back Home”
  61. “Beauty comes from the inside (inside the hair salon).”
  62. “Rain: LOL, is that a challenge?”
  63. “There’s nothing plain about my mane.”
  64. “Love is in the hair.”
  65. “If she cuts her hair after you break up, you’re not getting her back.”
  66. “What’s the fun in staying the same?”
  67. “Your heart shows itself through your hair.”
  68. “Transform your hair, transform your life.”
  69. “The hair is the richest ornament of women.” – Martin Luther
  70. “A good stylist is cheaper than a good therapist.”